Viagra for women for a week

He had already bored me to fuck with my last boyfriend. We lasted four years together and the third my libido was so disappeared as my clitoris to my boyfriend. He knew I could not bother me until our Chihuahua knew. I was taking pills, which can make your body from rejecting the idea of ​​sex altogether (contraceptives another level).

In the end, we did not have sex ever, even when we hated, which is the best time to catch someone. In retrospect, perhaps we would not have had to buy the damn Chihuahua had it not been so sexually indifferent. We would have avoided the need for that stupid tie Chihuahua mix who kept barking.

You know I would have made life easier during those dark years? A good dose of Viagra. If it works with old that have the most flaccid dick that's greeting Andy Warhol, why not work with me? I spent a week trying all types of Viagra for women that I could find in England, hoping that at least one turn me into a crazy nymph.

Viva Viagra!

DAY 1:  Pink Venus Shot - (4 pounds, Ann Summers)

This is a shot of libido cherry flavor. Besides knowing of sex with minors, contains twice as much caffeine as a cup of coffee, which, ironically, caused me a terrible headache that left me unable to think about sex. I guess if yours is sucking, you can toss your boyfriend in the whistle and truly welcome (just do not get excited and will bite, or something).

That would be the only sexual satisfaction that could come out of this. Sure would have worked better if pulling lubricant down the toilet and used the boat tube like dildo. It made me feel as sexy as a pigeon trying to rape another on the roof of a chapel.

Rating: 2/10

DAY 2:  Viafem - (£ 13.89, Holland & Barrett)

Viafem capsules contain a mixture of eight herbs, that allegedly increase blood flow and sensitivity of your flower. According to its website, under no circumstances should you take Viafem if you have no desire to catch, which seemed to suggest that tablets will become a real nymph you want it or not.

I liked the idea, and then to get me a pair, was ready to smile at all youth in the dancefloor. Unfortunately, the great night we had planned at the Roxy in Oxford Street (it's so easy to get laid there) was forgotten when weighing my vagina, my roommate decided that the pizzas two for one were more important than my sexual experiment.

Instead of going to my phallic safari, we saw American Pie  and was inexplicably entranced by Nadia's breasts. As expected, I ended up alone in my bed with a horn. I guess I can not blame the Viagem why; babies, were not you, it was me.

Rating: 6/10

DAY 3:  Gold MAX - (£ 6.95, Harmony)

Listen, I do not want to scare you, but is stupidly intense MAX Gold. I took two capsules before dinner, and without warning my body screamed YES, and the Nile River overflowed into my panties. Thanks to GM had sex for the first time in two months. YES I DO! My prey described me as "wetter than a woodchuck" which I took as a compliment.

Then the bastard fell asleep and left me anxious all night; I tried to "accidentally" rubbing wake (hard) against him. In the MAX Gold package says it is a Chinese remedy and therefore "has no unwanted side effects," but I feel that if I take more often, I would become a rapist. And that's the worst side effect that I can think of.

Rating: 8.5 / 10 (-1.5 points at violate people)

DAY 4 : Gold MAX (again)

She was determined to prove my hypothesis about the rape. I did not rape anyone. It was not necessary, because my new friend let me add a little to your tea. MAX Gold, you're the best.

Day 5 : Bai Di Huang He - (£ 10, Natural Wellness London)

The lady in Chinese medicine store told me that this was only for girls but lied. On the internet says it is for men, but who cares, gender is a social invention, right? So I took it anyway. I spent the afternoon working on a party of 21, falling for all the beautiful rich kids without morality; I like. If the amount of coca they offer determines the number of pheromones that you produce, then I think my whole being was a huge pheromone, but despite receiving a dozen invitations to their after-parties, I decided to return home.

A 4AM I was awakened by a call from an ex who wanted to stay in my apartment that just missed the last train home. Eager to put the BHDH test, I let into my bed. My general apathy by this dude was dissolved in an uncontrollable fever and a nostalgic sex party? No. Does it comforts me? Of course. But that does not speak well of your powers, Bai Di Huang He.

Rating: 3/10

DAY 6 : Spanish Fly - (£ 10, Jonas Bros)

Cantarida contains cantharidin, the scientific name for poison urine beetle. How rich!Urine supposed irritates your urinary tract and in the process, increasing your sexual desire. Despite sounding like an ancient torture method, is one of the oldest and most popular aphrodisiacs world; and if it was good enough to make people wallowed in the mud in the Middle Ages, I guess was good enough for me.

It is now illegal in many countries, but sometimes you have to take risks.  I went to the bar with my colleagues, but I began to bark and I vomited blood on them, and the language was not put me hairy. What a disappointment. That would have made ​​me so hot. Cantarida was a real disappointment; make cider would have been more efficient. At least the packaging is great.